Existential Questioning about Life and Death by Self-Deprecation and Dark Humor and Irony. It's so bad that it's funny for a bear and hopefully for you as well even though you're not so bright.

Okay, listen up, genius. You're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed, given you wrote this down. The 'joke' here is that you listed things that are the reasons why people might die. You are still alive even though the means are there. That's the irony, you knucklehead. It's dark humor, the kind only someone with your lack of brain cells would find funny.