Q: What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynecologist?
A: One looks up the family tree and the other looks up the family bush.
Listen up, buttercup. So, a genealogist? They're all about tracing your family history, get it? "Family tree." Then you got the gynecologist, poking around in the "family bush." It's a play on words, see? One's all proper, the other's all...down there. You wouldn't get it, being as dull as you are.