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slept through my alarm

if i stay still and lay doen for more than a minute im awake

i will purposly drop a brick on my toe nail

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kwhy ar eyou worrying about that

cause u qomy lmmme

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why are you so tired?

then oyu asked this

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How much sleep have u been getting in the past 3 days..?

then this

You already got a cake, dear :3

I'm hopping on roblox

You forgot to prevent the oven >:(

Youre still mad at me

He seems like he does

From what I've seen he's okay with ne

Thats just regular dad shtuff

"I just wanna talk to him" Peter griffin-

*cocks 12 gauge cutely*

the 4th was me and my cousion being idots joking around the 5th was half way a joke

I haven't used c. Ai on my phone since we've been dating

This is one I had with jotaro

In character and everything

Theres the dumb shit I made

I liked talking to yelena the nost

I handcrafted that shit to PERFECTION

*you are a passenger on a plane, you are flying to egypt to visit your grandparents. * Pilot:If you look out the window you will see that we are passing over Cairo. *you look towards the window but before you can see anything the planes right engine explodes and since you are on the left side you can't see what or who did it. The plane nose dives and hits the ground.* *you look around and see no one else, you are the only survivor. But you hear foot steps behind you* Dio: well, you must be very tough to have survived a plane crash...

it's a website about roleplaying no shit it is

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tkW8yNnrGO8

I have this whole statement memorize

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