Joke

Yo mama so lazy that she has a stay at home job and is still late to work.

Yo mama so poor that she uses the garbage can as her jewelry box.

Yo mama so hot that when she stared at the sun it went blind.

Yo mama so fat that every time I try to hug her I get stuck.

Yo mama so ugly that not even the Socs will jump her.

Yo mama so tall that she tripped on a rock and hit her head on the Moon.

Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so bald that you can see what’s on her mind.

Yo mama so chatty that she gave an epilogue at her own funeral.

Yo mama so clumsy that she tripped over a wireless controller.

Yo mama so cold that when I tried to hug her I got frostbite.

Yo mama so dumb that she thought The Outsiders was about the great outdoors.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tries to get in her car she gets stuck.

Yo mama so greasy that she uses bacon as a substitute for bandaids when she runs out of them.

Yo mama so hairy that she gets mistaken for Chewbacca’s brother.

Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 19.

Yo mama so mean that the McDonald’s she works in doesn’t even serve happy meals.

Yo mama so old that she knew Burger King while he was just a prince.

Yo mama so poor that when I asked her what was for dinner she put her shoelaces in a pot of boiling water and said spaghetti.

Yo mama so short that she leaves for work under the door.

Yo mama so skinny that she can hula hoop with a Cheerio.

Yo mama so slimy that when she played with slime she got 6 months pregnant.

Yo mama so smart that Google uses her.

Yo mama so strict that she punished Catholic Nuns.

Yo mama so strong that every time she hugs her friends she lifts them up.

Yo mama so stupid that she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so tall that she fell in America and landed in Australia.

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror her reflection ran away from her.

Yo mama so weak that when she stretched her arms broke.

Yo mama so white that when she bleeds snow comes out of her.

Yo mama so young that people mistake her for your sister.

Yo mama so bald that her head reflects sunlight.

Yo mama so black that when she sweats soy sauce comes out.

Yo mama so chatty that when she talks it can be heard from everywhere you go.

Yo mama so cold that she got frostbite from touching the fridge door.

Yo mama so dumb that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mama so fat that she tears apart computers because she hears they contain cookies.

Yo mama so greasy that she excretes jam.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 43 pounds.

Yo mama so hot that when I hugged her I got 3rd degree burns.

Yo mama so lazy that she has a remote control just to operate her remote.

Yo mama so loud that she speaks in surround sound.

Yo mama so mean that she put Godzilla and Kong in timeout for fighting.

Yo mama so old that she got sold while she was looking around the antique store.

Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.

Yo mama so short that she can hang glide on a Dorito.

Yo mama so skinny that she can wear a bracelet around her neck and not choke.

Yo mama so slimy that slugs put salt on her instead of her putting salt on them.

Yo mama so smart that google uses her instead of her using google.

Yo mama so strict that she doesn’t want you home by dark, but she does want you home before, during, and after dark.

Yo mama so strong that she can drink Nutella through a straw.

Yo mama so stupid that she was born on Independence Day and can’t even remember her own birthday.

Yo mama so tall she was Godzillas owner.

Yo mama so ugly that she had to do picture day facing the wall.

Yo mama so weak that she got killed by a Nerf gun.

Yo mama so white that the only time of year that she is invisible is winter.

Yo mama so young that the doctor lied and said she is your sister.

Yo mama so bald that her head shines bright like a diamond.

Yo mama so black that when you turn off the lights she is gone.

Yo mama so chatty that when I talked to her on the phone my phone exploded.

Yo mama so clumsy that she tripped over my phone when it was not plugged in.

Yo mama so cold that she got in the pool and the water turned into ice.

Yo mama so dumb that she plays pool in her bathing suit.

Yo mama so fat that when she takes a bath there is no more room for anymore water in the tub.

Yo mama so greasy that she sweats butter.

Yo mama so hairy that she shaved and was still hairy.

Yo mama so hot that she is the reason Spencer starts all those fires on iCarly.

Yo mama so lazy that the only letters of the alphabet that she knows are NO.

Yo mama so loud that when she burps it can be heard from all around the world.

Yo mama so mean that the only letters of the alphabet that she knows are FUCK.

Yo mama so old that she tried to make a TikTok and broke her hip.

Yo mama so poor that she uses Cheerios for earrings.

Yo mama so short that she can limbo under the door.

Yo mama so silly that she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got mugged.

Yo mama so skinny that when she wears her yellow dress people think she is a pencil.

Yo mama so slimy that when Shrek saw her he thought his swamp water was on the loose.

Yo mama so smart that even Albert Einstein got jealous of her.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the whole entire neighborhood instead of just you.

Yo mama so strong that she can blow bubbles with Jolly Ranchers l.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

Yo mama so tall that people thought she was Godzilla.

Yo mama so ugly that she looked in the mirror and Michael Jackson sang Beat It.

Yo mama so weak that when she cracked her knuckles she broke her fingers.

Yo mama so white that when she got in her bed she turned into Snow White.

Yo mama so young that the doctor lied and said she is your sister.