This guy comes knocking on the door in hell and speaks to God. "Please let me out, it is too cold in here!"
God is all confused. "There is a big fire in there!" The guy answers, "Yes, there is, but you cannot get near it. All the bishops, cardinals, and priests are sitting around it."
Alright listen up buttercup! So, hell is supposed to be hot, right? But this dude is complaining it's cold. Turns out, the fire is hogged by all the church big shots. It's like they're making sure nobody else gets any warmth. Also, you, like the dude in the joke, probably think hell is just a place with fire, but it's actually a state of mind. You're welcome.
