It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
No Witnesses, No Crime
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Alright, listen up, genius. This "joke" is basically saying if you off everyone, there's no one left to snitch on you for committing war crimes. War crimes are, like, super bad things you can do during a war, according to those Geneva Convention nerds. But hey, if there are no survivors, who's gonna rat you out? So smart, Doom Slayer. You are one smart cookie!