Joke

Yo mama so white that she makes the Queen look like Queen Latifah.

Yo mama so white that she could show up to her wedding naked.

Yo mama so white that when you turn off the lights, you can still see her.

Yo mama so white that she makes the Pillsbury Doughboy look like a Mexican.

Yo mama so white that your family wears shades indoors.

Yo mama so white that she gets a sunburn if she stands in front of the TV.

Yo mama so white that she makes Michael Jackson look black.

Yo mama so white that she makes vanilla ice cream say daaaaaaaaaamn!

Yo mama so white that during winter she is invisible.

Yo mama so white that she uses cocaine for makeup.

Yo mama so white that people ask her if she is ascending to heaven.

Yo mama so white that she makes a marshmallow look tan.

Yo mama so white that yo daddy had to wear shades while he was having sex with her.

Yo mama so white that even the sun had to put on sunglasses.

Yo mama so white that even the angels were blinded.

Yo mama so white that when she went trick or treating, everyone thought she was a ghost.

Yo mama so bald that not even a wig would help.

Yo mama so bald that you can see whats on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and she got brainwashed.

Yo mama so bald that her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama so fat that when I rubbed her head, I was able to see the future.

Yo mama so black that if she sat in a jacuzzi, then the water would end up turning into coffee.

Yo mama so black that when she went to night school, she got marked absent/

Yo mama so black that she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama so black that lightening bugs follow her in the daytime.

Yo mama so black that she could show up to a funeral naked.