So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, “mommy mommy, what are you doing?” The mom goes, “Uh, were making a cake, let’s go back to bed” So she tucks her daughter in and says, “We will go to the park tomorrow” So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,“mommy mommy, what are they doing?” And the mom goes “they’re making a cake, let’s go back home” So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says “tomorrow we will go to the zoo” And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes “my mommy, what are they doing?” And the mom goes “they’re making a cake let’s go back home” And so they go home and the girl goes “mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?” And the mom nervously says “n-no why?” And the little girl goes “because I licked the icing off the couch”

So a mom and a dad are having sex, their daughter comes down and says, "mommy mommy, what are you doing?" The mom goes, "Uh, were making a cake, let's go back to bed." So she tucks her daughter in and says, "We will go to the park tomorrow." So the next day they go to the park and two teens are going at it in some bushes and the little girl goes,"mommy mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake, let's go back home." So they go home and the mom tucked her Indo bed and says "tomorrow we will go to the zoo." And so the next day they go to the zoo and two monkeys are going at it and the girl goes "my mommy, what are they doing?" And the mom goes "they're making a cake let's go back home." And so they go home and the girl goes "mommy, did you and daddy make a cake last night?" And the mom nervously says "n-no why?" And the little girl goes "because I licked the icing off the couch."

Joke

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