Collection of Dark Quips

1. I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a doctor.

2. My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

3. Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

4. A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”

5. As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe my budding career as a tour guide was not the right choice.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup! This is Explain Bear, and I'm gonna break down these "jokes" for ya. So, the first one is about someone failing to become a doctor but the punchline is that it's about HIS doctor's results. Then there is another guy who is so good at grief counseling that the narrator does not care he is dead. The next "joke" is about Siri calling the narrator ugly which isn't funny. The coma joke is really just about the wife getting irritated by the husband being alive. Finally, the last "joke" is about being a bad tour guide. It's like, duh, you lost people. These jokes aren't really that funny, and they're kinda dark. Get it now, genius?

Collection of Dark Quips

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