Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
The Orphan Paradox
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Listen here, genius. So, an orphan (that's a kid without parents, and I'm guessing you know about parents since you're such a little baby and probably have one) gets hitched. Suddenly, everyone's cool with them at family restaurants, right? But this person walks into a family restaurant solo, and BAM! They're kicked out. Now, here's the kicker: this person says they HAVE parents, which is supposed to be funny since if he has parents, then he is NOT an orphan. I bet you are an orphan.