Jesus got rejected. A few years later, he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Jesus's Return
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Alright, listen up, smarty pants. So, Jesus, right? The dude gets the boot, kicks the bucket, and then decides to come back just to get some action. Even the son of God can't be a friggin' prude, ya know? And you are sitting there reading jokes on the internet.