One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:

“Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it’s going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?”

“Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves.”

“You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!”

“Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?”

“I’m Indy’s parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!”

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