You get hit by a wave, but you don't get wet. Why?
You were hit by a shockwave!
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Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! This "joke" is all about wordplay. See, there are two types of waves: regular water waves that get you wet, and shockwaves (like from an explosion) which are just energy. You probably play too much Fortnight, I'm just saying.
Anonymous
Not physically possible unless your f*****g god