Joke

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that every time she tries to use the escalator it turns into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that you have to roll over twice to get off of her.

Yo mama so fat her car has stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that it took 3 men to help conceive you.

Yo mama so fat that it took 6 men to birth you.

Yo mama so fat that it took 4 women to birth her.

Yo mama so fat that every time she uses the bathroom the toilet breaks.

Yo mama so fat that when she was born she gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat her shits are longer than King Kong’s fingers.

Yo mama so fat that when you were born you gave the whole entire hospital stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that even her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that when she left the house she had on high heels and when she came back home she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that she sleeps in every room in the house.

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family.

Yo mama so fat that she’s a resident of every country.