What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
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Explanation
The punchline plays on the idea that someone engaging in necrophilia would not care about the lack of consent or the subject's condition, while a choking fetish would only last as long as the person is still breathing. The 15 seconds references the amount of time a person would be able to hold their breath.
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What happened?
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over the last straw
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I know how you feel 😞
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cant breathe
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