Jesus's Dirty Secret

Jesus is so ugly he has to disguise himself to put on a show for himself, putting on a red wig and a mask and he is deep throating himself with his white dildo, that is so big it actually makes him have a sound come out!!

As we all know as the story is told, he has no voice box!!!! So he turns up the sound to me, to disguise what he is really doing!

He does it so often he's not even ashamed he is on camera! Viral Video!

He is so dirty he never washes his Kristy hands with long nails imbedded with shit, from him picking his anus all day, he dips his hand, then his toy in his anus then he swallows the toy, and in his mind he is using a girl's voice, saying very disgusting things!

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy! This "joke" is trying to be funny by saying Jesus does nasty stuff with a dildo and doesn't even wash his hands after picking his butt. It's supposed to be shocking and gross, but it just comes off as dumb. And you thought it was funny? No wonder you struggle with basic stuff.

Comments (3)

So once he makes his little squeak sound cone out, he litshits and pisses himself! And just lays in his filth! Being the stankiest living thing in exsistance!

that's so rude to ppl who believe in god and its rude to say that abt god too jst notice how rude you are and also hopefully God can forgive you and your sin's O_O