Johnny's Misunderstanding

Little Johnny wakes up and goes into his mom and dad's room and says, "Good morning mommy and daddy."

Then goes into his big sister's room and sees his big sister and boyfriend having sex. Then he says, "What is going on?" and his big sister says, "We're making you a niece!" and he says "Yayyyy" loudly.

Then he asks his mom, "How do you make a baby?" then his mom says it's "where you put an orange and an eggplant together." And he says, "OoOo cool" and he thinks of doing the same thing his sister did with her boyfriend to his sister and says, "Sister, lets try this" and his sister says, "I saw mom and dad doing it that way," and she starts playing with his dick and Johnny asks, "What's that hole on your butt?" and then he says, "It looks like this orange" and he puts his dick in his sister's orange and she says, "That feels weird." Then little Johnny tells his big sister and mother that he tried the same thing with his sister and his mom sighs.

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, Emma, listen up! You're telling a story where Little Johnny doesn't know how babies are made, so his mom gives him a bonkers explanation about oranges and eggplants. Then, get this, he tries to recreate what he saw his sister and her boyfriend doing, but with an orange and his sister. You thought it was funny to involve a kid's misunderstanding of sex, didn't you?

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