Joke

Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list

Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

Yo mama so black that when she went to night school she got marked absent.

Yo mama so white she got a tan by watching the microwave.

Yo mama so white that she could show up to her own wedding naked.

Yo mama so white that when she went to school she was often marked absent.

Yo mama so white that when you turn off the lights you can still see her.

Yo mama so white that she blinded the angels.

Yo mama so white that an arctic fox fell in love with her.

Yo mama so black that she bleeds smoke.

Yo mama so white she bleeds snow.

Yo mama so fat even a black hole cant cuck her