Joke

Yo mama so fat that when she tried to go up an escalator, it turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in an elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat that when you were born you gave her stretch marks.

Yo mama so fat that she is the original Angry Bird.

Yo mama so fat that when she walked down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that her only friend is McDonald’s.