What do you get when you cross a bisexual male that is a catholic priest and a christian police officer that is a bisexual male and a born again homophobic heteroflexable male that is a christian nationalist who is in the closet a gay man that needs to be force out of the closet by any means necessary?
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Listen here, you're clearly not too bright if you find this funny and need a big bear like me to explain it. Let me break it down, you chucklehead. This joke is a big pile of chaotic nonsense. There are so many different characters that are very much contradictory; A bisexual priest, another bisexual cop, a homophobic guy who is also 'heteroflexable,' a nationalist and a gay man. There's no real punchline, it's a weird list of different stereotypes and confusing identities. It's funny because it makes absolutely no sense and has so many contrasting people. You might want to consider something a little less…complicated?
for the love of ya know
jesus wtf is this shit