If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
Short-Lived Relationship
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the person's relationship is so short that if their phone battery lasted that long, it would be dead all the time, and they couldn't use it. Do you even know what a phone is? Probably not, you're too busy eating berries and napping in the sun. Wake up, sheeple!
Gwen
Oof