Superman's Burning Ass

Superman and Flash were in the living room pounding back a few beers. Flash says to Superman, "I bet you can fly into Wonder Woman's bedroom and get the best pussy of your life." So he does it. When he goes back to Flash, Superman says, "Man, that was great, but my ass kinda burns."

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Listen here, buttercup. Superman went to pound Wonder Woman, but instead of using his pecker, he used his caboose. That's why his bum is on fire. You probably don't even know what a caboose is because you don't even have a brain!

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Why did I laugh...smh

You have the joke wrong.

It should be "Superman sees Wonder Woman lying face up, naked, on the skylight. He realises that he could swoop down, have a quickie and be gone so fast that no one would be the wiser. He goes for it. Wonder Woman asks 'what the heck was THAT?' and the Invisible Man replies 'I don't know but my butt hurts'."