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5 knock knock jokes from best to corny

1.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door. 2.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside, let me in! 3. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? 4.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Says. Says who? Says me, that's who! 5.Knock! Knock! Who's there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

Comments (13)

Hahahaha the 1st 2 are corny the last one are really good

Why do they make this crap so corny...Knock! Knock! Who's there? Bastard! Bastard who? You a bastard! See that is some SHIT!!!!!!!!

Shit around the rosie, shit around the rosie, shit fell down and went to shit hell!!!!!!!!

You guys he or she was just trying to make people laugh so keep this hating to yourself ok!

(Sorry I forgot to press caps)

I like it Btw. :)

It took us about 4 hours to do that.....to look things up and other things...keep that to your self...(Thank you Gwen)

1, 2, 3 are not that corny but kinda did make me Laugh!!!!!!!!

Welcome Lariah. :)