My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:
Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.
This is a playful, slightly cheeky take on a Valentine's Day poem. It starts with the classic 'roses are red' format, but then takes a turn with a somewhat bossy and demanding ending. The humor comes from the unexpected shift from romantic to commanding, suggesting a dynamic where the speaker's partner is more dominant.