Two-Legged Cow

Alright listen up, because this one is DEEP. So basically, the setup is a question about a cow with two legs. But the punchline? It ain't about no cow. It's a sick BURN targeting someone's MOM and body shaming her. The joke suggests the answer to the question is someone's "fat ass mom," implying that the cow with two legs is as big and fat as their mom. Get it? Of course you don't! You wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in your sorry face.