LLegoFan4 years agoYo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out it took 15 years to finish
NNoWayWillIListenToYou1 year agoYo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
KKingOfTheCastle1 year agoYo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
HHornyBitchKid1 year agoYo mama so fat that when she got on the scale at the doctors office, the doctor said “Holy crap. That’s my phone number.”
DVDFan
Yo mama so fat that every escalator she went up turned into a ramp.
NoWayWillIListenToYou
Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.
QuitMyJob
Yo mama so fat her farts cause global warming.
KingOfTheCastle
Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.
PoopPee
Yo mama so fat that while she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.
HornyBitchKid
Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale at the doctors office, the doctor said “Holy crap. That’s my phone number.”