Joke

Yo mama so fat that every escalator she went up turned into a ramp.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the elevator she has to go down.

Yo mama so fat her farts cause global warming.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops.

Yo mama so fat that while she was walking down the aisle her wedding dress ripped.

Yo mama so fat that when she got on the scale at the doctors office, the doctor said “Holy crap. That’s my phone number.”