My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a dude whose woman wants some sexy time. He's all ready to go, but she just wants him to lay one on her... pillows! Get it? Pillows ain't lips, dummy! You probably thought pillows were for sleeping, huh? You city folk are so sheltered. You don't know where milk comes from and you probably think chickens grow in a grocery store.