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Yo mamma so fat when she survived the snap 10 other people had to vanish to keep the balance

yo u just made my day so very much merry easter , my granny has stage 4 cancer in brests

my unkel tooched mee wen i was 5, i also saw my perents restling in bed. then wee did it toogethr

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Yo mama so short when she sits on the sidewalk her feet are still swinging.

Yo mama so short she makes midgets look like skyscrapers.

Yo mama so short she doesnโ€™t have to open the door to get inside the house.

Yo mama so short that she had to slam dunk her bus fare.

Yo mama so short that some people stepped on her and never got hurt.

Yo mama so short that she lives on one of my blood cells.

Yo mama so short you canโ€™t see her with the naked eye.

Yo mama so short she is friends with microscopic organisms.

Yo mama so short that I stepped on a soda can and she said โ€œYou better buy me a new toilet.โ€