Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?
'Cause they can't elope.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This is a pun! Cantaloupes can't "elope" (run away to get married) because it sounds like "can't elope". Get it? You probably don't 'cause you are still reading my explanations, dumb dumb. Here's a fact. I bet you didn't know that bears have excellent senses of smell, hearing, and sight. But not you, you can't even smell a pun!