A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead. This joke is about a pedo at a school event. Someone assumes the girl he's with is his daughter, but he points out his actual kid elsewhere. It's supposed to be funny because it plays on expectations and societal taboos. Also, you should stay away from playgrounds, you look like a creep.