Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be go to through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them “Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven”.

The first guy says “I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times”. The angel gives him an old model pick up, the second guy says “11 years and only once” and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says “20 years and not once , I loved her with all my heart” and with the angel impressed he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says " I know we are dead but it could be much worse".

The guy looks up and says “How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard”



daaaaaamn, i felt that on a spiritual level


had to re-read it to get it 10/10


the original comment was much better, but thanks for posting it still


I dont get it lmao


Rawr, because you get your way of transportation by how faithful you were to your latest partner, and the super faithful guy's wife had a skateboard.


La la la la sexy 😍

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