Heavenly Rewards

Three men are outside Heaven's gates waiting to go through Heaven. The angel at the gate tells them, "Depending on the length of time and your faithfulness to your last partner decides your way across the bridge to Heaven."

The first guy says, "I was with my wife for 5 years and cheated 3 times." The angel gives him an old model pick up. The second guy says, "11 years and only once," and is granted a Mercedes.

The last man says, "20 years and not once. I loved her with all my heart," and with the angel impressed, he gets a gold edition Lamborghini and sets off ahead of the other two men. Hours later, the two men catch up to him crying behind the wheel and one says, "I know we are dead, but it could be much worse."

The guy looks up and says, "How! I just went past my wife on a skateboard!"

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The joke plays on the idea that the rewards in heaven aren't always what they seem. The third guy, who was the most faithful, gets the best car but is still miserable because his wife, who is also in heaven, has a much better way of getting around. The humor comes from the unexpected twist at the end.

Comments (17)

daaaaaamn, i felt that on a spiritual level

had to re-read it to get it 10/10

the original comment was much better, but thanks for posting it still

I dont get it lmao

Rawr, because you get your way of transportation by how faithful you were to your latest partner, and the super faithful guy's wife had a skateboard.

Thats awful...when he saw her, he should have put his hand out and said "BEGONE THOT"

The wife cheated on him a lot

Wait...what? Sorry it took wayyyyyyyyyy to long to read so um what was the joke about its very very very confusing.

thats kinda depressing