Joke

Yo mama so bald that not even a wig would help her.

Yo mama so bald that you can literally see what is on her mind.

Yo mama so bald that when she took a shower she got brainwashed.

Yo mama so bald that her hair looks like stitches.

Yo mama so bald that when she curls her hair she does so by doing it with rice.

Yo mama so bald that she can blow dry her hair, answer yes to every single question that you have, and give head at the same time.

Yo mama so talented that she can blow dry her hair, answer yes to every single question that you have, and give head at the same time.

Yo mama so bald that even Mr. Clean got jealous.

Yo mama so bald that when she put on a sweater, everyone thought she was a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama so bald that when she braids her hair, it reminds me of stitches.

Yo mama so bald that when she goes to bed, her head slips off of her pillow.

Yo mama so bald that when she stood near a wall, Lil Wayne began singing "Mirror On The Wall."

Yo mama so bald that I could polish her head and take her bowling.

Yo mama so bald that even the hairdressers used her head for a mirror.

Yo mama so bald that you can play air hockey on her head.

Yo mama so bald that people feel sad because they think she has cancer.

Yo mama so bald that Vin Diesel thought she was his twin.

Yo mama so bald that she moonlights as a crystal ball.

Yo mama so bald that when I rubbed her head I could see the future,

Yo mama so bald that birds land on her.

Yo mama so bald that when she got up, we thought the sun was rising.

Yo mama so bald that even when its cloudy at night you can still see a full moon.

Yo mama so bald that when she puts on a turtleneck she looks like a busted condom.

Yo mama so bald that you can draw a line down the middle of her head and it would look like my ass.

Yo mama so bald that I could tell fortunes on her head.

Yo mama so bald that people could ice skate on her head.

Yo mama so bald that I thought she was Mr. Clean.

Yo mama so bald she braids her mustache.

Yo mama so black that when she gets in her car, the check oil light comes on.

Yo mama so black that when she got in the jacuzzi, the water turned into coffee.

Yo mama so black that when she went to night school, she was marked absent.

Yo mama so black that when she bleeds smoke comes out.

Yo mama so black she drinks water and pees coffee.

Yo mama so black that lightening bugs follow her when it is daytime.

Yo mama so black that when I shot her, the bullet came back and asked for a flashlight.

Yo mama so black that her blood type is burnt.

Yo mama so black that she can show up naked to a funeral.

Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.

Yo mama so black that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so black that when she eats chocolate cake she has to put whit gloves on.

Yo mama so black that her ass looks like two tires.

Yo mama so black that she looks like a picture of outer space with no stars.

Yo mama so black that when she goes outside the street lights turn on.

Yo mama so black that when you wrap her in plastic she looks like soy sauce.

Yo mama so black that she got her tattoo done in chalk.

Yo mama so black that she got a PHD in hide and seek.

Yo mama so black that when she turned to the dark side the sith became jedis.

Yo mama so black that tarcoal is made of her sweat.

Yo mama so black that when she was born they had to use a torch to look for her.

Yo mama so black that when god made her he said "Damn I burnt one."

Yo mama so black that her fridge only has KFC, malt liquor, and Tahitian Treat.