Joke

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her last name was “Osaurus.”

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she doesn’t have a camel toe she has a chicken gizzard.

Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she sued Google for naming there search engine after her age.

Yo mama so old she farts dust.

Yo mama so old she tried to make a TikTok and broke her hip in the process.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate expired.

Yo mama so old that she knew The Beatles when they were the New Kids on the Block.

Yo mama so old she shits out fossils.

Yo mama so old that when she walked into the museum they put it on emergency lockdown because they thought that a fossil had ended up coming back to life.

Yo mama so old she helped name the planets.

Yo mama so old I slapped her in the back and her tits fell off.

Yo mama so old she had a pterodactyl as a pet.

Yo mama so fat and so old that she broke Technicolor, which is why the first movies were in black and white.

Yo mama so old she planted the Apple tree in the garden of Eden.

Yo mama so old her wrinkles spell her age.

Yo mama so old she got her bible signed by The Apostles.

Yo mama so old she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Yo mama so old she’s got hieroglyphics on her drivers license.

Yo mama so old she gangbanged with the Hebrews l.

Yo mama so old her butt crack sealed.

Yo mama so old that she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old she has to see a DINO-cologist.

Yo mama so old that her first Christmas was literally the first Christmas.

Yo mama so old she has to oil all her joints with WD-40.

Yo mama so old she grew up with the Flintstones.

Yo mama so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.

Yo mama so old that she knows which testament is more accurate.

Yo mama so old she was a crossing guard when Moses parted the Red Sea.

Yo mama so old that when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

Yo mama so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama so old that the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama so old that she knew Cap’n Crunch when he was still a private.

Yo mama so old she planted the first tree at Central Park.