Joke

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.

Yo mama so old they didn’t teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her last name was “Osaurus.”

Yo mama so old she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.

Yo mama so old Jurassic Park brought back memories.

Yo mama so old that archaeologists found ancient pottery in her vagina.

Yo mama so old she used to babysit Yoda.

Yo mama so old she doesn’t have a camel toe she has a chicken gizzard.

Yo mama so old she grew up with the Flintstones.

Yo mama so old that she owes Jesus a dollar.

Yo mama so old that she knows which testament is more accurate.

Yo mama so old she was a crossing guard when Moses parted the Red Sea.

Yo mama so old that when she breast feeds, people mistake her for a fog machine.

Yo mama so old that when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick.

Yo mama so old that the key on Ben Franklin’s kite was to her apartment.

Yo mama so old that she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.

Yo mama so old that she knew Cap’n Crunch when he was still a private.

Yo mama so old she planted the first tree at Central Park.