Dead Baby Room Painting

How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?

It depends how many bullets you have.

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Explain Bear

Alright listen up buttercup, so the "joke" is dark because it talks about dead babies, and then it gets worse because the punchline implies you gotta use bullets to get more dead babies to paint your room. People who find this funny are probably the same people who think pineapple belongs on pizza.

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There was already a joke exactly like this, you didn't even write it right.

False! If this is their own version of the joke, they can write it how they want. Also there are like a thousand of them, just let it go.