Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Comments (15)
Anonymous
Shut up you it’s a joke
GrumpaLump
Yo mama so black that when she wears yellow lipstick she looks like a cheeseburger.
IckyLicky
Yo mama so cold that when she got in the hot tub it froze.
EternalSunshine
Yo mama so dumb that when her teacher told her to get out a pen and paper she got out a hen and raped her.
PostPic
Yo mama so fat that every time she turns around it’s her birthday.
Coochie
Yo mama so gross when she eats a burger it’s like watching Jurassic Park.
Horknee
Yo mama so hairy that she braids her eyebrows l.
SadMan
Yo mama so lazy that she didn’t give birth to you until you were 18.
Dracula
Yo mama so mean that the only letters of the alphabet that she knows are FU.
Artifacts
Yo mama so old that she ate lunch with Jesus in 8th grade.
UVLight
Yo mama so poor that she waves around a popsicle and calls it air conditioning.
Vuxigeck
Yo mama so skinny that when she wears her yellow dress people think she is a number 2 pencil.
Xasayeva
Yo mama so tall that she tripped in California and hit her head in Alabama.
Anonymous
Yo mama so fat when she went to KFC the manager asked what size bucket and she said the one on the roof how do I
mariana
so disrespectful i swear 🤬🤬🤬😡😤