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Yo mama so ugly that when she went trick or treating, she did not get any candy.

Yo mama so fat that when she wears blue and green, people think she is Planet Earth.

Yo mama so old they did not teach history when she was in school.

Yo mama so stupid that she thought a Big Mac was a giant hamburger.

Yo mama so strict that she enforced a curfew for the entire neighborhood.

Yo mama so mean that McDonald's wont even serve her happy meals.

Yo mama so ugly that her face is blurred on her ID card.

Yo mama so poor, that when I asked her what was for dinner, she put her feet up on the table, and said "Corn."

Yo mama so lazy that she has a stay at home job and is still late to work.