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T.walk1992

The image shows a graveyard with headstones and green grass. A banner in the foreground reads "COME JOIN THE FUN!"

GG Miller

I'm glad we in school now

The image shows a split screen of an online meeting. On the left, a teacher is visible in a video call, and on the right is a cartoon depiction of Patrick Star. The text on the image reads, "When you join class early and it's just you and your teacher in the call".

ohio nugget

join the nugget army

Inessa :)

Two side-by-side images of a brown monkey puppet looking sideways with wide eyes. The text overlay reads: "me when i join a new class and i ghosted half the people in there".

DAP ME UP

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'help i accidentally joined' typed in and a list of search suggestions below, including phrases such as 'help i accidentally invaded poland', 'help i accidentally restarted the ussr', 'help i accidentally built a jeep', 'help i accidentally summoned a lemon', and 'help i accidentally the cat'.

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Oop

A skeleton wearing a Russian hat and holding a rifle sits behind a desk with papers. The text overlay says, "Oh god I've done it again" and a search bar with text, "help i accidentally joined the russian mafia."

Toast ツ

The ham is in fact processed

A slab of processed ham with text describing the ham as an "unholy meat obelisk" and its processing as an "abhorrence" while also saying that it is a “declaration of mankind's contempt for the natural order”.

Heroin Monkey

An image shows a screenshot of a group called "Plans to create and worship our leviathan lobster god", with a description explaining how to grow a lobster to divinity. Below is an image of a hand hovering over a button that says "Join Group!"

MisterDussel

The perfect Dating Website doesnt exis-

A split image with a protogen character on the left and a text on the right saying: "Gay Hot~Fluffy~Protogens in YOUR area NOW!!!!!! These boys desperately want a boyfriend! Join now! *warning* these boys will pursue you."

Heroin Monkey

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Heroin Monkey

A hand holds a sandwich with a pigeon inside. Text appears above the image saying "You have joined the public group #veganss" and text below the image says "You have been removed from the group".

Heroin Monkey

The image displays a template of an 'Official Meme Stealing License', which has the heading 'Official Meme Stealing License' at the top. It contains several fields such as 'Name', 'Gender', 'Joined', 'Occupation', 'Level', and 'Membership Type', similar to an official document. The license also includes a 'Valid Thru' section.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Dawson Maxey

NIKADO AVACADO JOINS THE MILITARY

A man with a red t-shirt and military helmet is standing behind another man who is wearing a military uniform and sunglasses. Text on the image says, "joined the military..."

the taste of mommy's milk

A series of images of brains in various states of enlightenment. The first image shows a simple brain scan with the text "Look at memes." The second shows a brain with glowing red synapses with the text "Join 4chan." The third is a glowing blue brain with the text "Use a meme template." The fourth is a brain emitting radiant light with the text "Create a new meme." The last one depicts a figure in the cosmos with a galaxy in its hands, with the text "Write paper about memes."

Evil Duck Lords Of America

Follow to join me or if you like ducks

The image shows a duck swimming in water. The text "EVIL DUCK" is above the duck. The text "O NOOOOOOOOO!" is below the duck.

Heroin Monkey

A portrait of Travis Scott in purple and blue tones with bright white eyes. The title of the YouTube video is "Travis Scott - Fein (Aggressive Gaming Phonk Remix)". A comment below the video states: "I TOUCHD MYSELF TO THIS this is the song of the summer on EVERYONE soul."

AG3.0

The image shows MrBeast with pixelated sunglasses in front of the Twin Towers and a plane in the sky. Below are the words 'Airplane Vs The Twin Towers,' plus view and interaction information from the social media platform.

RapBoat Bonus

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
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Sooploosh MacSchnibble

The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.

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