Hanging out jokes
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Kid me: I lost my stick.
Teacher: No, you didn’t.
Kid me: How do you know that?
Teacher: It’s hanging out of your pants.
What does an apple have in common with an emo kid?
Answer: They both hang.
Met the emo kid today; he was pretty chill; he was just hanging out.
You wanna hear a joke?
Two Emos hanging out under a tree.
How many Emos does it take to commit suicide? Way too fucking many, because they never get it right the first time!
A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.
The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
What do emos do when they meet up?
They hang out.
When an emo asks you to hang out under a tree...
Bro, I love hanging out with white people, it's either we play Yahtzee, or we playin' Nazi.
Q: What happens when emos make out?
A: They don't; they just hang out.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
I don't see why people say that emo kids don't like to hang out.
I've seen them hanging all day.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
An emo texted a tree, "Wanna hang out?"
The tree ghosted her.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Rope: Hey buddy! Want to hang?
Me: Maybe I can hang later...
Cock: Can I have attention from your Dad now?
So a kid was hanging out with his mom and this man comes up to him and said, "Hi, I'm your new dad." The kid did not think about it, and then he did and said, "But I already have a dad." The mom said, "That was not your real dad."
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.