GP jokes

Why don't rappers ever get lost?

Because they always have BARS on their GPS.

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.

Lesbians when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Gay people when the GPS asks them to go straight.

Why was Stephen Hawking arrested? The police used computer GPS.

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?

He became a navigator.

If you give a gator a GPS, does that make it a navigator?