Girls Love jokes

Why do orphan girls love pedophiles? Because they get to call someone “Daddy”!

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What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.

Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.

Girl: How much do you love me?

Me: Count the stars in the sky.

Girl: Aww, it's infinite!

Me: No, just a waste of time.

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

There is this cute Russian girl in my class, yet she hasn't asked me out for vodka.