did you know that French fries aren't from France? There cooked in Greece.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
when the french fry was talking to the potato but the potato didn't understand what he was saying. it was because he didn't speak french
What do you get when you light stephen hawking on fire. A fried pc
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
What does a woman and Kentucky fried chicken Have in common? By the time you're done with the breasts and the thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call a baby with red curry fried hair
A baby using a potato peeler and a comb
what do chinesse people order noodels in bed with some fried cat
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
Mr. and Mrs. Potato were walking down the street when a french fry caught the attention of Mr. Potato.
Mrs. Potato said: ̈I see you eye-balling that French girl! ̈
What do you call a bad 'egg' meme?
Deep fried
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Humpty Dumpty felled off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call. He got hurt in a egg-cident & it never got eggs-elent. When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower. It happened too fast, he watched the very last. Next he died, eaten all fried.
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks "so you don't miss fried chicken."
Joke
french fries don't come from France they com from Greece
