A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Favour Jokes
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
