Favour jokes
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."
The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."
Today I was asked if I was in favor of legalizing prostitution.
I admit I haven't given it much of a thot.
like this if you don't like school.
I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Like if your best friend is emo. *repost* or like if you have a best friend.
Community talk
ALL OF THOSE IN FAVOUR OF ME CREATING SHIP NAMES FOR EVERY POSSIBLE SHIP ON THIS SITE SAY YES SO FAR WE HAVE: JAMAL - JAKE AND MAL RICO - RICECRACKER AND COSMO ANYONE ELSE????
Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.
Donut, if you don't stop being an annoying bitch, I will ban you. All in favour, vote.