Favour

Favour jokes

Prison

  • A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."

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    Nun

  • A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin. The bartender said to her, "I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink?" and she said, "Not usually, but I am doing the bishop a favor."

    The bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening, and she said, "No, I am with the bishop tonight."

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    Love

  • What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

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    Community talk

  • ALL OF THOSE IN FAVOUR OF ME CREATING SHIP NAMES FOR EVERY POSSIBLE SHIP ON THIS SITE SAY YES SO FAR WE HAVE: JAMAL - JAKE AND MAL RICO - RICECRACKER AND COSMO ANYONE ELSE????

  • Jeez, I’ve been gone for a little while only to come back to a bunch of brain-dead children. Literally who opened my basement? Who let them out? To all you newcomers, kys. You’ve all got shit-for-brains. Please ingest some botulinum. You’d be us a favour.

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  • Donut, if you don't stop being an annoying bitch, I will ban you. All in favour, vote.