Earth Day jokes
What is the difference between snow boots on Earth Day, today, after dinner, and walking home?
"Eeee, is a time for a tree night out to a tree. 馃尣 I can fly to the earth day to day day one night type and a walk in and a tree."
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
What did Earth say to the other planets?
"You guys have no life!"
Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.