Dying Jokes

Little Johnny went to the beach found some cocane and died the end

who ever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die

Which way is quicker to die? Noose? or Slitting my throat?

I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died like that shit is just plane wrong.💀

Bro if I die I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of c4 at a furry convention

my uncle died on 9 11. her last words were Allah Ackbar.

My dad died in the 9/11 I'll always remember his last words

Allah hu akbar

A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins the doctor said but the lady was like

The lady: ugh why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl not a boy to just a girl!!!!!!!,!

The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma the man who was in labor died the two babys got a nanny a evil one the nanny killed the babys on there first birthday

All you pro life christian motherfuckers can go die lol

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11 My dad died to it, he was a great piolet

what the difference between a abortion and a baby girl in china nothing they both die

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies

My uncle died in 911, He was a pilot.

I read the joke "what we breath is called oxygen,that is African food" to my African friend,but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS

stop making jokes about the 9/11 my dad died in 9/11. BEST PILOT OF SOUTHERN ARABIA

ALAKBAR

i tried to fight a razor. it cut me so deep i tought i would die.. turns out he didnt kill me. i was never happy but that shit made me angry

Whats the best thing about a prostitute dying on u during sex? The second hour is free

The man who invented Velcro died Rip

Sometimes I think back on all the people I’ve lost and remember why I stopped being a tour guide

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving twice.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

I’ll never forget my father’s last words to me just before he died: “Are you sure you fixed the brakes?”