Dying jokes
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
You die. LOL!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.