Dying jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
You die. LOL!
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Yo mama is so huge, when she was born everyone died.
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
Mom: You can't die in the living room, David, so you can stop stabbing and shooting yourself.
David: I will surpass Kakarot!
Jordan: *dead on the living room floor*
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Stephen Hawking died because he did a wheelie and unplugged his charger.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Me: Why did the bus drop his ice cream?
Sanity to live: I don't know?
Me: He was run over by Timmy!!!
Sanity to live? *dies*
Me: *At edge of bridge* Wow, sweet view.
Sanity to live: *resurrected*
Narrator: Sometimes a bridge is all you need...
(sponsored by jumping bridges)
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.