How did Stephen hawking die?of a bad internet connection
did you hear about the gay indian who died?.... He was a brave sucker.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because there Queen never dies.
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
you know why you never wana fly with a orphan. cause then they know they won't die alone
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
I got jealous when my phone died
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
Stephen hawking died because his scewe fell outn
I wish we could implant all parts because i could have used some car parts from Stephen hawking after he died.
So a husband and a wife have three kids. the husband is on his death bed and he looks up at his wife and says. "Honey, is our youngest song truly and honestly mine?" She says in response. "I sware on everything that is good and holy our youngest son is your" He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breathe, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Emo: Phone die) Emo: Why not me ;(
My grandma just died from cancer
My last words to her were “I like your cut g”
Also gehen Addison, Gwen und Bradley alle in eine Bar. Dann schreien sie alle an, sie sollen aufhören, Bier zu trinken, weil sie es nicht mögen. Dann schreien sie den Barkeeper an und sagen, er solle das Bier nicht verkaufen, weil sie es nicht mögen. Die Kunden lachen sie als Paviane aus. Was machen Addison, Gwen und Bradley? Sie kommen auf diese Seite und argumentieren, dass Witze zu gemein sind, und weil sie sie nicht mögen, stoppen sie jeden, der sie als WITZ macht. Das Ende
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
one day i seen a little boy walking in the grocery store so i asked if he was ok and he said yes i asked where his parents were and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk isle
I want to die in a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die
Last week I felt so high and mighty I thought I could fly I took one shot puffed through my pipe and jumped in the air on a trampoline I woke up in heaven. I asked an angel how did I die you? "Well little monkey you thought your bed was a trampoline and you hit your head your mom called the doctor and doctor said you were dead.
