Dying jokes
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
My grandma just died from cancer.
My last words to her were “I like your cut, G.”
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Hahahahahahhah my nan died :)
You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?
'Cause then they know they won't die alone.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Did you hear about the gay Indian who died?
He was a brave sucker.
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
Whoever says a joke "is not a joke" should go commit bye die.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
Which way is quicker to die? Noose or slitting my throat?
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
My dad died in 9/11.
He was a good pilot.