Dying jokes

The man who invented Velcro died.

RIP.

What is the difference between Paul Walker and the Queen?

Paul Walker passed 100 before he died.

Why didn't the child go to school?

Because he died of a heroin overdose.

If the US ate chicken, it would die.

Stop making jokes about 9/11. My dad died in 9/11.

Best pilot of Southern Arabia

Allahu Akbar.

What's the difference between an abortion and a baby girl in China? Nothing, they both die.

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

I should probably stop making jokes about 9/11.

My dad died to it, he was a great pilot.

I tried to fight a razor. It cut me so deep I thought I would die.

Turns out he didn't kill me. I was never happy, but that shit made me angry.

What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?

The second hour is free.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

I read the joke "what we breathe is called oxygen, that is African food" to my African friend, but he is breathing in tears from his mother dying of hunger...

Joe Biden would’ve died in the Secret Service tackle. They would have been like, "Get down Mr. Presi-"

All you pro-life Christian motherfuckers can go die, lol.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

Would you rather listen to Justin Bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible?

They're the same thing.

I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.

Stephen Hawking died because his screw fell out.

I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.

I got jealous when my phone died.