Titanic is like our president it cracks in half and dies
imma eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before i die just to make the cremation a lil more interesting
what's the similarity between an orphan and my dick? They both will die alone
Hey what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is Sundyed tomato
Get it sundyed like son died
all orphans deserve to die if they dont buy KFC
Chuck Norris died, but Death was to afraid to tell him.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug. His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone’s dying to get in."
Sayori: *dies* Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊" MC: "😨"
My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade
i took my brother vape and now he is on the ground gasping for air he acts like he is dying
why did he die because God made a mistake and pressed ctrl Z
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
Stephen Hawkings died because his wifi ran out.
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
The reason Steven hawking died is he lost his internet connection
If your sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell
It’s been a terrible day today my ex got hit by a bus and died. Not only this but the council cut my bus drivers permit
Why do we even live? We're just gonna die anyway, so what's the point?
mom died so I planted mums and forget-me-nots all over her grave site
