Dying jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the Wi-Fi cord.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
Sayori: *dies*
Monika: "You kinda left her hanging... 😊"
MC: "😨"
"Why do cemeteries have fences around them? Because everyone's dying to get in!"
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
A man and a giraffe walk into a bar.
After a few drinks, the giraffe falls over and dies. The man begins to walk out when the bartender stops him.
“Hey, you can’t leave that lyin’ there!” The bartender yells out.
The man turns around: “It’s not a lion. It’s a giraffe.”
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
There's something special about cemeteries.
People are dying to get inside.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
How did 10 die?
Because it was in between 9 and 11.