Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
This the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said one day, you'll leave this world behind. So live a life you will remember. My father told me when I was just a child, these are the nights that never die. My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply it makes me wanna cry :(
A women brought her hamster to the vet. The vet takes a look and concludes the hamster died.
The woman doesn't believe it and request further investigation. So the vet lets in a Labrador. The dog sniffs around the hamster and shortly after he produces a sad whine, shakes his had and leaves the room with his tail low.
The woman, still not convinced, demands more examinations. The vet gets one of his cats. It walks around the hamster and pets it. After some time it shakes her head and runs of quickly.
"Fine, I believe you now," the woman says, my beloved hamster is dead. "I'm sorry for your loss", the vet replies. "Your bill for this visit will be 1505 dollars" says the vet. "what? 1505 dollars just to tell me my hamster is dead?" The woman says shocked.
The vet replies: "No, 5 dollars to tell your hamster died, 500 dollars for the lab report and 1000 dollars for the CAT scan."
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It's the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
If we send more mosquito to Africa. We could save more mosquitoes from dying of aids.
why are grave yards so popular? because people are always dying to get into them
Stephen Hawking died because he tried downloading a free version of windows 10
i don't want to die
There was a fire at my high school when I was in Year 7 - When the local newspaper interviewed my teacher, they asked her how she was seeing the 'bright side' of it. She said "Well, at least our new students got a warm welcome" 54 students died that day.
The patient said when will this be over? "The doctor said after you die." The patient says "was that a morbid joke." The doctor says "well um actually you'll die because we broke the needles and the cure." The patient says "well its a bright day maybe if you weren't clumsy."
For you have a overdose on a drug and die, then the least half dose would be a lifetime supply.
PRINCE DON'T DIE! JUST DON'T! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSE
Q:What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney love before he died? A: “holes gonna be big”
My grief counselor died the other day
He was so good at his job, i don't even care.
my dad died in 911... he was the best pilot I know
My sons into astromancy asked me how do stars die so I told him usually on overdose son.
Your so ugly that I choked and died
We thought that my mother died in the best was possible, during her sleep. But when we did an autopsy on her, we saw she actually died in the worst way possible. During the autopsy.
